It happens to everyone. You’re in the middle of reading something on your lunch break and your heart sinks. Is this another millennial think piece on ‘Girls’?!?????
Jimmy claimed he lived in a loft because of the ceilings, but it was definitely a studio. Cleanliness: Disaster. Didn’t own bed sheets. House Rules: If you were dressed better than him (read: wearing a shirt and anything but flannel pajama pants), he’d make fun of you. Would you stay there again?: You avoid his block altogether.
We’d wander around the aisles at 10pm and almost always forget to buy the things he said he needed to get in the first place.
Oh! I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there.